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November 24, 2004

A lucky girl

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It is a peculiar fact that not everyone loves Kylie Minogue. I know, I know it sounds like crazy-talk but diminuitive Australian pop-stars are irritating to some. Well, chacun � son go�t. Ms. Minogue is a public figure and with that will come the barbs of people who, rather than change the channel, will carry on complaining about the music. Rumour has it I am being called sexist in some corners of the Canadian blogosphere for my devotion to Kylie-media. Mandatory re-education for Canadian-bloggers/jouebeurs-Canadiens! If only the federal government regulated and taxed blogs I am certain smoking, swearing and oogling attractive people would be frowned upon by all right thinking Canadians. No wait... we are already there. Success! I can only conclude my blog is threatening the foundations of Canadian society. Good thing the Flea is published in the U.S. of A. (f*yeah!).

As it turns out, I am as resolutely opposed to discrimination on the basis of sex, gender identification and sexual orientation as I am to discrimination on the basis of race or ethnicity. I take a certain amount of flack for this over at The Shotgun vis a vis gay marriage and a quick search of the Flea should provide evidence of my concern and respect for the rights of women everywhere for anyone who cares to look. It is just that I do not believe celebrating human beauty is a bad thing. Quite the opposite, in fact. So I find myself making another editorial statement in the hope of clarifying my views for the perplexed.

I am certain Flea-readers everywhere will understand when I write that this blog is and always has been for gay men only. Not only a little bit take-one-for-the-team gay but fully 100% friends-of-Dorothy gay. Gay, gay, gay! All images of women shown here should be understood for their camp fabulousness and all objectification of these images by straight men or lesbian women is strictly forbidden. Not a little bit forbidden but Taliban-throw-you-down-the-well/CRTC-keep-it-off-the-tv/Andrea-Dworkin-pornography-is-rape forbidden. Your publisher, having practiced techniques of Tibetan mind control, is an exception and feels nothing but an aesthetic appreciation for any images shown here including those of Kylie Minogue's perfect bottom. Without my advanced Tibetan mind control techniques, or being 100% gay, you may risk inadvertantly objectifying Ms. Minogues assets and that will not do. My intransigent pursuit of Kylie-media is a vocation and not cheap thrill-seeking of any kind. So if you are not a 100% gay man, or somewhere else on the Kinsey-scale but studying Tibetan mind control, you should only squint sideways at any pictures you see here until you have determined they are not of Kylie Minogue. Sexual objectification of men on the other hand, and especially the Flea, is to be fully encouraged and is best expressed through large financial donations, lavish presents or whatever it takes to get me onto Glenn Reynold's blogroll (and I mean whatever it takes).

Yours,

The Publisher

Update: 4:34 p.m. Comments at the Flea are not functioning due to a denial of service attack. I would be grateful for advice or assistance in installing a comment registration system. Movable Type 3.0 and TypeKey appear to be the best route.

Update: 5:28 p.m. Comments are functioning once again. The source of the DOS is being investigated.

Update: 10:45 p.m. My latest learning experience from blogging? If you say you are pro-smoking people are going to assume you are a smoker.

Update: 12:41 a.m., Nov. 25 Due to ongoing confusion about what I had intended to be a humorous response to some scurillous accusations I have added a sentence for the sake of clarity.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at November 24, 2004 08:33 AM

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Comments

Dear Flea, I have only just become aware of the silly goings on viz. some of your posts and other peoples' takes on them. Well, last I checked, there was still quite a lot of space available in the blogosphere/internet, so much so that no one should be upset about anyone else posting whatever they choose to post. And, if they do get upset, well then, perhaps this tells us more about them than about you or your blog. I fully agree with your suggestion that people who don't like a particular blog might do well to look elsewhere. Say, isn,t that what blogs are all about? At least, until THEY begin to tax them? I appreciate your contribution. Cheers.

Posted by: keith at November 24, 2004 08:47 AM

No need for shame at all Flea, and even this editorial statement is superfluous. Although admittedly the proportion of grown-ups in the general population is small (and even smaller on the Internet), you shouldn't have to explain yourself or your editorial preferences. Although I am one of those heretics who finds Kylie somewhat too pixieish and insubstantial (I prefer my women more...Ruebenesque), I fully support you in principle. The asthetic appreciation of beautiful scantily-clad (or nude) women has a history dating back to ancient Greek sculpture. Modern PC is a recent and shallow fad, merely the decayed dregs of 17th century Puritanism, reduced to "the fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy". This, too, shall pass. The objectification of beautiful nude women endureth forever.

Posted by: Demetrius at November 24, 2004 08:58 AM

Geez, you go away for a day or two and all hell breaks loose!

Wow.

Me, I say a place for women is in the highest offices of the land (the premiership, the professions, academia, etc.) -- but I still do like looking at pretty pictures, gosh darn it.

Posted by: Ben at November 24, 2004 09:13 AM

Well said Flea. It does strike me as odd that some people can't quite fathom what said above. I mean lots of pics of Kylie...hello?

Like the gentleman above, I don't find Kylie or her music the least bit attractive. (I am consistent, I don't see why that ghost from Oz, the ex-Tom Cruise, is the slighest bit attractive.)

Long may you continue Flea, GoF is a daily stop of mine and one guaranteed to make me smile.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at November 24, 2004 09:19 AM

Rumour has it I am being called s*xist in some corners of the Canadian blogosphere for my devotion to Kylie-media.

Dude, who the f*ck cares what Canadians think? I mean, really? Just tell them to eat a beaver tail pastry and have a hot cup of STFU.

Oh wait ... ooops.

Well you're not ethnic Candian, are you? I mean, your head doesn't flap up and down at the midpoint of your face like on South Park, does it? Man that creeps me out.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 24, 2004 11:17 AM

Wait a minute...... ahh never mind.

Posted by: The Meatriarchy at November 24, 2004 11:20 AM

I'm grasping for words here, Flea. I am genuinely astonished that anyone would presume to judge your site content (and you.)

I'm also floored that people are still trying to put a fig leaf on David, because Demetrius is right: that's what this really is all about.

The beauty of the human form has been celebrated and idealized in art since our early beginnings, and I've always regarded your appreciation of Kylie to be a modern manifestation of that tradition but that was my interpretation and I'd never had dreamed of asking you to justify it.

[My taste turns more to Kurt Russell-ish, like in "Escape From New York" ... er, never mind. TMI.]

Posted by: Debbye at November 24, 2004 12:16 PM

Thanks, everybody. A couple points of clarification vis a vis some email. The Flea is written in Toronto but published to a server in the United States. And I am joking about having to be 100% gay to read the Flea. 99% gay is still probably safe though with Kylie's powers of entrancement I would not bet on it!

Am now thinking about having a Tibetan Mind Control Week at the Flea or possibly Male Objectification Week at the Flea.

Posted by: Flea at November 24, 2004 01:24 PM

Um, excuse me - does your head flap around when you talk?

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 24, 2004 02:23 PM

I mean, do you know what I'm talking abooot? (heh)

Posted by: Bill from INDC at November 24, 2004 02:26 PM

Obviously you have not seen my magnificent office.

Posted by: Flea at November 24, 2004 02:39 PM

Does INDC stand for IN Dire need of a Canuckle sandwich? ;)

Posted by: Damian at November 24, 2004 02:55 PM

Gentlemen! It is Marquis of Queensbury rules in the comments here. Remember: you are being scrutinized by people with far too much time on their hands.

Posted by: Flea at November 24, 2004 03:13 PM

As a member of your target audience, I have never felt even the slightest urge to post cheesecake of any kind on my blog, but after reading the site in question (and several bouts of laughing and crying), I almost can't resist. Keep it up, Nick. Those are preceisely the people we can't let win.

Posted by: Mark Wickens at November 24, 2004 05:11 PM

Waitaminute ... someone gave you grief over the cheesecake (for which, I'd like to say again, I'm eternally grateful)? I mean, Nick, your blog is ranked high among conservative blogs - I don't think I've misread your politics. And someone felt that it was appropriate to pull an Andrea Dworkin on you? Man, my head is exploding here...

Posted by: rick mcginnis at November 24, 2004 05:39 PM

Not everyone has my Tibetan Mental Discipline (or follows my arguably oblique sense of humour). We may be looking at a new phenomenon: Kylie Derangement Syndrome (KDS).

Posted by: Flea at November 24, 2004 05:45 PM

I love your site and I love Kylie so what do I know?

Posted by: Eric at November 24, 2004 07:45 PM

OK, so maybe my face does flap up and down. How insensitive of you Bill! ;)

Posted by: keith at November 24, 2004 08:22 PM

On objectification: "Hey, with all those pictures laying about, she was asking for it!"

LMAO Can't believe that these hysterical neo-Puritans would take you to task for this.

Posted by: urthshu at November 24, 2004 10:09 PM

"If you say you are pro-smoking people are going to assume you are a smoker."

I'm of two minds on this. On the one hand, I maintain that the proportion of real adults (adulthood not necessarily connected to chronological age) is small in the population. The idea of making a stand on principle is not only considered foolish, it is an idea completely FOREIGN to many people nowadays. With childish minds, solipsism is the default position. Ad hominem arguements are de rigeur
(Yes, the stigma of higher education, people. Somebody get me my briar pipe)

On the other hand, a blog IS a pretty personal medium. It's easy to get into the habit of seeing what's on a blog as a reflection of mere personal likes and dislikes.

Posted by: Demetrius at November 25, 2004 08:50 AM