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October 27, 2003

Kylie's assets


The Flea's commitment to Kylie-media means I am all over Kylie's assets. Kylie is worth a reported US$70m including holdings in property, merchandizing and advertizing, singles sales, tours and song royalties. Meantime, Ms. Minogue has decided to cover her most famous asset in a new sartorial philosophy for her latest video. Could this reflect the influence of deranged fans? The Sun has launched a "Don't Cover Up Kylie!" petition in protest.

"Her bottom is now a national institution," The Sun said.

Quite right. Justin Timberlake has admired it, Jean Claude van Damme has claimed credit for it but Johnny Vaughn has summed it up.

"If an alien landed on earth, he would think Kylie's arse is the world's leader."

Truly, Kylie's assets unite us all.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at October 27, 2003 09:28 AM


I must admit it, that really is quite a spectacular sight.

Posted by: Paul Jané at October 27, 2003 12:27 PM