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September 23, 2004

Phallic bats

When I first read the expression "phallic bats" I thought of the flappy mice-like creatures and wondered what it had to do with baseball.

Academic departments like the one referenced in this post are the intellectual equivalent of a very small community in a hillbilly backwoods holler--in desperate need of an infusion of fresh genetic material. Perhaps one day the lady in question will awaken from her four to six year drunk and realize that the lampshade on her head is her dissertation.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at September 23, 2004 05:21 AM

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