Destructoid had fun with this. Somehow Bungee and Frank Miller tap into the same core of emotion that goes so often untapped in an age of post-heroism and neo-barbarism.
Transit through the Straits Update: Not that we are bereft of heroic spirit.
Which just goes to show how far a little flange can take a body. Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
The Science Fiction Book Club is to close (via Warren Ellis). I am not certain why I find the news so sad; it is not as if I had been a customer for about twenty-five years. Still, I would not part with those shelves of valueless first-Book Club editions...
Dark Blogules Update: Angie Schultz shares some SFBC memories; I expect many Flea-readers will empathize.
BLDGBLOG points to the most wondrous thing. Part of Manhattan is made of London. And Coventry. And Bristol. The Luftwaffe did its worst to England and ships unloaded of their precious cargo would return to the Americas with rubble in the hold...
"A song of fortie partes, made by Mr. Tallys." Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
Meryl Yourish posts a passage from Mark Twains' "Extracts from Adam's & Eve's Diaries" (via Instapundit). I have some vaguely clever observations to make about Creationism but after reading the last line of Eve's Diary I have decided they will keep. Seem to have got something stuck in my eye.

Emilie Autumn's "Lessons in Being a Wayward Victorian Girl" include Rule No. 2. Just remember to breath while viewing.
Normally I don't hold with vlogging; I am making an exception.*
* I draw the line at crafts. This far and no further.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
Except when it's ajar, of course. Arthur features an interview with Alan Moore on the effectively interchangeable subjects of the arts and the occult.

While I have not read the first novel of Philip Pullman's "His Dark Materials" trilogy upon which The Golden Compass is based I am an enormous fan of Nicole Kidman in slinky golden dresses. The trailer also features appropriate steam-technology and thus may provide a portal into a number of aspects of my true reality (as opposed to my going to work reality which is sadly zeppelin-free) (as of yet).
We have the technology Update: Mr. Ash writes to point to an HD version of the trailer. Ok, well that's a billion times better.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
Blackle: Goth or not goth?*
* Some background information which may or may not reflect on the case (via Yummy Wakame).
Supposedly.

So sue me.
How to explain the blogosphere and new media to people who pay for cable? Hmm. Take this WWTDD? post about the "Ask Anything with Beth and Val". Yes, their Anne Heche commentary was funny (ha ha) but funny (peculiar) was subsequent comment to the WWTTD? post. So far, so linear narrative. This is where the new media angle comes in: Beth and Val respond.*
* Caveat pascior: Some nsfw language and subject matter.
Hey, Serebro*, the Matrix called: They want their Michael Jackson video back. Now is the time at the Flea when we dance (hat tip to Jeff).
* According to Babelfish, "Serebro" is Russian for "wants Flea". True fact.
Theodore Dalrymple week at the Flea continues with his June 2005 New Criterion review of Sally Satel and Christina Hoff Sommers' "One Nation Under Therapy: How the Helping Culture is Eroding Self-Reliance." This is a sympathetic reading of an argument against "therapism", a term to describe an undermining of self-reliance and, more fundamentally, what it means to be an adult human being.
It should go without saying this Oprahfication of the culture extends far beyond the unrelenting and unearned self-esteem of undergraduates - and tenured faculty - which drove me from teaching. Not just our educational system but our foreign policy, indeed, our survival in the face of savages, now depends on the same thinking.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
Theodore Dalrymple week at the Flea continues with this particularly apt observation.

I met Kenneth Anger briefly at the press preview to "An Old Master", a show of Aleister Crowley's paintings and drawings at the October Gallery (April 7, 1998); the first such show, in fact, in some time.
The vagaries of art film distribution are such, however, that it is only thanks to YouTube I have now seen Anger's film of the subject. That being the show and not our contretemps over a technical point concerning his subject matter. I believe you will agree Crowley could not paint or draw a damn. Best then to use one of Frieda, Lady Harris' Thoth paintings to illustrate this post, a number of those were also on display.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance (nsfw due to language and possibly a sense of ennui).
Conspiracy theories are nothing new. For example, did John Wilkes Booth escape justice after he assassinated President Lincoln? Um, no. But to the conspiracy minded actual plots and intrigues leaving them feeling helpless. Better then to imagine something that makes sense no matter how improbable. Not that this documentary makes quite this point and this is the BBC after all so all the usual warnings should apply. I am impressed mostly at a remarkably sane if somewhat pedestrian introduction to the issue. So, props to Jean Snedegar for getting the Beeb to air a documentary that does not blame George Bush, global warmening or the Joooooos. Though these days all that is kicked out of editorial and into the what is laughingly presented as the news.
The Flea is proud to present the trailer for what is quite possibly the greatest film ever made (more here). This via Unicorn Bacon, who cannot tell if it is a comedy. I am going with wish fulfillment/cry for help. Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance (with a shout out to KisP).
Writing for The Guardian in August of 2002, Theodore Dalrymple considered the Bloomsbury Set via the work of Virginia Woolf.*
Such is, as Ace once more recently if less delicately put it, the "ovarian emoting" of a "stupid vag-clown". Though if these are less delicate times we have Woolf as much as anyone to blame. You feel me?
* There is a particularly fascinating interaction with the library of Michel Leiris, a man from a time when anthropologists still did anthropology.

Note to self: Must budget for an Xbox 360* by September 25, 2007. Glitch or no glitch. Halo 3 has a release date.
* Better yet, an Xbox 360 Elite. Oh yes.
Is Quisnam Protero Damno Update: Check out the fifth video for Halo 3 multiplay. Gotta love the trip mine...
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
Kicking off Theodore Dalrymple week at the Flea we find him writing for the New Statesman, arguing that to Protestant northerners even pleasure is a duty. The article predates the new century but its themes are enduring. A conservative Hindu friend recently explained to me his devotion to enlightenment through the "path of pleasure". I mentioned this to one of my schismatic Protestant co-religionists; she reacted before I could finish my sentence, "There's a path of pleasure?"

She looks plenty perky to me but this, as with so much else, is in the eye of the beholder. Also featured in this month's Ion Magazine; the photography of Caitlin Cronenberg. Yes, that Cronenberg. ICONonline and the National Post both have further details. I now have two goals in life: To make music for a Cronenberg film and to have a Cronenberg designed album cover.
And while I am on about music career fantasies, a small note to say Ghost of a flea will be performing live at Savage Garden. It could lead to dancing. This will be an end of June date; specifics to follow.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
The Flea's Law: Sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from evil.
First Corollary to The Flea's Law: The Big Stupid is a stupidity so colossal people assume it must be true because no one would believe that someone could believe anything that stupid unless it were true.
“The key-word here is blackwhite. Like so many Newspeak words, this word has two mutually contradictory meanings. Applied to an opponent, it means the habit of impudently claiming that black is white, in contradiction of the plain facts.”
- George Orwell

This month's Ion Magazine (pdf file) features an interview with early '70s director-prophet Alejandro Jodorowsky; an important inspiration to John Lennon's art-film audience and Marilyn Manson's wedding ceremony (you are looking for page 29). The whole piece is worth a look but I expect Flea-readers will share my dismay to learn of a particular factoid of which I at least had been blissfully unaware.
I had seen H.R. Giger's concept sketches for a film adaptation of Dune.* But I had no idea of the true scope and majesty of this the greatest movie never made. Time to adapt a continuum transfunctioner to my Odic battle zeppelin's improbability drive, load up on gold bullion and do some time-traveling creative production.
* More Giger film design here. Also, Giger furniture including his Harkonnen Chair. Nice.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
After six years as a Sympatico high speed customer I am about to cancel my account. For years, Sympatico was a unique brand under the Bell umbrella for providing excellent reliability and technical support albeit for more than twice what some of its new broadband competitors charged. The combination of excellent support and the bother of changing to a new internet provider kept me a loyal customer even through the last six months of increasingly poor reliability.
Sympatico is now truly a Bell product. The last three weeks of rude and incompetent technical support has destroyed years of brand loyalty. Last night's performance left me reaching for the blood pressure medication after I was told that not only could Sympatico not get my four day old modem working but that the issue would not be forwarded to another technical support agent, to Bell Canada for a line check (this was the problem on Sunday and we have had a storm since) or followed up in any way. This combined with no reply whatsoever to Monday's emails to Sympatico Customer service means this is the end of the line. And now I am no longer bound to Bell for my telephone line I expect I will switch it too just as I switched to a competitor's long distance service several years ago.
Bell: This is why you are going out of business.
I would be grateful for Toronto-based Flea-readers for suggestions regarding an alternative high speed internet carrier. I would prefer to avoid Rogers but any port in a storm. At least with Rogers you know exactly how bad the service is going to be in advance. My apologies in advance for any disruption to Flea-posting.

Beautiful Atrocities returns to the blogosphere for a brief shining moment with a review of what is reported to be the worst Eurovision Song Contest ever. Which is saying something. Jeff has an excellent break-down of performance highlights including my new favourite musical act*: Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.**
* Though in fairness the Bulgarian entry was awesome. If you have ever wondered what authentic vampire babes are listening to as they descend upon latter day Jonathan Harkers the answer is Elitsa & Stoyan.
** I could totally have produced this. Hmm.
But when it's a Havana it's a smoke. Fred Thompson, not returning to next season's Law & Order and taking time to deliver the single greatest political smack-down I have ever seen. Make that President Thompson, please.
Christopher Hitchens rules (via Tim Blair).

An Imperial Press Conference cannot spin hard enough to obscure Palpatine's restricted career horizons. Not to worry. He can always get into trading carbon offsets.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
Former KGB agent and Soviet defector Yuri Alexandrovich Bezmenov explains Communist psychological warfare methods and results. Useful idiots, indeed. I want a transcript of this interview stapled to the forehead of half the faculty who ever taught me and half the faculty I ever worked with. The other half will also find themselves up against the wall. But it only seems fair we have some acknowledgment before the boot descends.

Misunderestimated, Outland is best remembered for its one-line pitch, viz "High Noon in space." Simple, elegant and just what cautious production companies want to hear. But it can be all to easy to mistake a gimmick for an underlying art. Take Firefly, for example. The trick to Firefly is not that it is a Western set in space but an adventure with capers as a narrative core. We know the protagonists are rascals but we feel compelled to side with them against the Verse. Perhaps it is the old Christian message that despite our imperfections and despite our failings we might find Grace in spite of ourselves.
There is something precisely analogous at work in The Riches. The show shares Firefly's tendency to haunting fiddle and the cast inspires the same unbridled affection. I don't think I have ever loved a fictional character as much as I have loved MInnie Driver as Dahlia Malloy.
Call it Stendhal's Syndrome, call it a would be Toreador caught up in the beauty of the world again, call it a near flawless pop song: I bow down to the mastery of Demo Castellon. Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
Reverb related: "Here comes the rain again" by Eurythmics. Also awesome: Nelly Furtado and Charlotte Church covering "Crazy" by Gnarls Barkley.
Fanatics are picturesque, mankind would rather see gestures than listen to reasons (via The Drink-Soaked Trotskyite Popinjays for WAR).

Long-time Flea-readers will know I had the great honour and opportunity to spend two years working with a team from BAe Systems Marine (then Vickers Shipbuilding and Engineering Ltd) including the naval architect for the Astute-class next generation SSN. Given the security at Barrow-in-Furness - and particularly in the sheds - it is with some surprise I learn the BBC was allowed a look around (via The Stupid Shall Be Punished).
Gizmodo has more Astute porn to illustrate the point. Fun fact: BAe is sometimes credited as secretly being drafted by James Cameron for a redesign of the Conestoga-class USS Sulaco and Marine pulse rifle. While Wikipedia somewhat more credibly sites Syd Mead as the designer, Chris Nelson has a point. Personally, I would be delighted if the Royal Navy ran with an H.R. Geiger theme. And if we could elect a government with the stones to use it.
Warren Ellis reviews the latest Bjork offering, Volta.
More at the link. His thoughts on Spider-Man 3 are yet more succinct.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
Carl Sagan explains elementary Puzzle Box tesseract construction via a trip to Flat Land.

It is a little more blatant vanity blogging at the Flea today with an interview at Mr. Joe Blog's Blog!. Aside from his views on the way God intended whiskey to be drunk, he seems an entirely reasonable chap.
And I was delighted to discover Postpolitical through a Technorati search. This post is the first blogosphere-based review of my music... for me, a big deal.
I am particularly impressed by Lee Garnett's true and faithful use of "industrial" - a term so often misapplied to the likes if NIN* - and that he took the time to consider my stated musical influences. For Flea-readers who are not familiar with Clock DVA he links "The Hacker", a track from Buried Dreams; one of the creepiest albums I have ever heard.** My favourite piece from the album is "The Unseen". I think of it every time I read At the Mountains of Madness, I will link it once it makes its way on to the tubes...
* Thanks again to everyone who has sent me links to the new Trent Reznor marketing campaign and album material. No, I am still not going to link to it.
** Reportedly Jeffrey Dahmer's listening choice as the cops arrived. Thanks for that image Wikipedia!
So to speak... John Donovan ventures forth from the Castle to star at 2007 MilBlog Conference (hat tip to Babbling Brooks). It seems keynote speaker President George W. Bush was over-shadowed.
For so it has been written in the sacred scrolls: Heh. Indeed.

There is no improving on the tag-line "Educating Dita" or Greg Sorensen's eerie take on her hyper-real pin-up image... The Telegraph interviews the extraordinary Dita Von Teese on Marilyn Manson, biography and - critically - the prospect of finding new love.
Oh Dita, do not rule out the internets. We have such sights to show you.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.*
* Hat tip to the Sister of the Flea.
Edward Luttwak, author of amongst other things the tour de force "Grand Strategy of the Roman Empire"*, considers our contemporary Parthian problems with a novel idea: ignore them.
A fair point. The difficulty - as advanced by various Rantburg comment - is that irrelevant failures with nuclear weapons are irrelevant failures which must be attended to. Or dealt with, to put it more bluntly.
* None of which appears to be on line, unfortunately. Wikipedia offers diversions on the Roman military and on Roman strategy by way of compensation. Also Parthians.

My dear American cousins,
Please elect Senator Fred Thompson to be President of the United States. You would be doing the rest of us a big favour.
For example. And these stories. And another example (hat tip to the Jawas for yet more Draft Fred Thompson linkage).
Yours,
The Flea
PS by way of Update: The Jawas have more Fred Thompson stuff. His address to the Lincoln Club is particularly impressive. This is the first time I have heard the views of the rightosphere articulated by a politician. This man is awake and he is paying attention.
The only guide to a man is his conscience; the only shield to his memory is the rectitude and sincerity of his actions. It is very imprudent to walk through life without this shield, because we are so often mocked by the failure of our hopes and the upsetting of our calculations; but with this shield, however the fates may play, we march always in the ranks of honour.
- Winston Churchill
I was out with an American ex on Friday night. She was on about how great her boots were when we talked on the phone. I showed up in Stompity Stomp Stomp regalia, looked at her boots and said, "Those are some ok boots."
Other people think the same way as I do but to get their point across they use earrings in the past. Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.

Jake of All Trades reports the latest development in telecalculography, a steampunk mouse "Bug".
This sounds a remarkably handy device - if you will excuse the word-play - and it strikes me as just the thing for enabling telecalculograph difference paintings of steampunk machinery (hat tip to the Flea's Kingston Agent in Place). Or, for the most advanced motion picture telecalculography, entire stop-motion features such as The Mysterious Geographic Explorations of Jasper Morello. Surely this development implies an Age of Reason and Scientific Progress is upon us and an end to dervish irrationalism.
Warning: This is almost inconceivably hot. Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.*
* Bonus and extra: The Iffin' Song.
Which is no compliment to us considering the enemy is offended by ice cubes, thinks masculinity is determined by an aptitude for rape and - excepting what they can loot or extort through welfare as warfare - has a seventh-century technological basis. Fear not: One tiny candle has been lit against the wall of darkness over Mordor as Virgin Atlantic removes an evil "documentary" from its in-flight film line-up.
Not good enough.
Someone in authority at Virgin Atlantic needs to take public responsibility, apologize and resign. Or better yet, be fired. Let us be clear on one point: I am not American. I do not believe in freedom of speech. I believe some kinds of speech represent a semantic contagion and should be treated as a public health risk.* I believe Virgin's marketing department should be charged with sedition and flogged, imprisoned or deported on a mix-and-match basis. Failing that, I have no intention of using any Virgin product ever again. No flights, no cds, no mobile phones, no nothing.
Virgin's simpering reply to my email:
And my reply to Virgin Atlantic:
Contact Virgin:
Virgin Mobile Canada
Virgin.com
Contact a Virgin company
* Relapsed Catholic hosts a remarkable think-piece on the subject of the ROP(MA), mental illness and public health (hat tip to Taylor & Company).
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
The British government once again shows its priorities: the Health and Safety Executive has decided moving a chair is too great an ordeal for their office workers.
Dear Virgin Atlantic,
I will never buy another Virgin product of any kind ever again. You might as well hand out copies of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion or Mein Kampf. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
The hell with you, your airline and your brand. And the hell with Richard Branson too.
The Flea
ghostofaflea.com
cc Virgin Mobile Canada
cc Virgin.com
Contact Virgin:
Virgin Mobile Canada
Virgin.com
Contact a Virgin company
Update: Rusty Shackleford adds: "Was there really a Holocaust? We just as the questions folks, you decide!"
And I want to add: I cannot believe the state of our culture that Virgin would even imagine airing this thing let alone decide to do so. There are a lot of people in the decision making chain for an in-flight movie - whole marketing departments - and they thought this was a great subject for kids on vacation on an airplane.
They should all be fired.
May 3 Update: Virgin withdraws the film. Not good enough. Someone in authority at Virgin Atlantic needs to take public responsibility, apologize and resign. Otherwise, I have no intention of using any Virgin product. No flights, no cds, no mobile phones, no nothing.

Horror as a genre only finds success - one might say only finds itself - in combination with other genres. Horror and science fiction, say, in the case of Ridley Scott's Alien, horror and comedy in the original Joss Whedon Buffy film and, of course, horror and romance in Anne Rice' Interview with the Vampire. Or romance again in Blood Ties by Tanya Huff whose protagonist must "walk a line between the supernatural and earthly worlds, torn between the men on either side."
This is the show I have been waiting for. Not only does Blood Ties provide me with the elixir of life that is precious human vitae Vitamin Cheese missing since Hex but has set the stage for my own regothification project.* Ponderous and indigestible Can Lit may get passed of as Southern Ontario Gothic but to my mind Huff is the only living writer who has explored what Gwendolyn MacEwen called the Toronto inside Toronto. It is frankly wonderful to see her stories come to (un)life.
* In the interest of full disclosure, I should point out Tanya is a friend of the Flea.
Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.
If you look really carefully after a few seconds you'll be able to see Toronto's CN Tower in the background (via the Jawas).

Thanks to Jon Favreau - who apparently really does know what he is doing - the right actor has finally been cast for a superhero film, viz Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man.
The kick ass image is courtesy of Bully's Comics while the good news with a hat tip to Ace, describing this as "the most awesomely awesome comic-book movie eveh." Also awesome would be Johnny Depp as Dr. Strange though I doubt that is ever going to happen.