Ghost of a flea

My sympathies are naturally with Ms. von Teese, but there appears to be a bit of cognitive dissonance going on upstairs for her.

The Über-girly-girl pinup met the shock rocker with Nazi regalia, pickled fetus and preserved baboon wang, and thought she could turn it all around?

Sounds pretty clear that she picked a "project" and the project didn't want his lifestyle improved, however much he may need it.

In fairness, I should admit I am pretty much relying on the project angle to attract her attention. I am definitely a fixer-upper.

I found it interesting that her hair is naturally blonde. So she could pass for her replacement (Evan Rachel Wood) if she stayed away from the hair dye for a while.

There's the makings of a real-life Kill Bill in there, somewhere.

This does tend to suggest Manson's thing is not Betty Boop pin-ups but turning blondes into Betty Boop pin-ups...

Damsel in distress syndrome.

See? She is perfect.

I think you need to update us all on the status of your Paris Hilton crush, especially in light of her probation violation and 45-day visit to the hoosegow.

The whole affair is a tragedy. Beautiful heiresses should clearly not be expected to abide by the same law as the lumpen-masses.