July 14, 2009
Engorgio is emphasized on the second syllable
You may have felt a disturbance in the Force as legions of fanboys cried out at once and were silent. Hard on the news of Marilyn Manson's latest symptom, the Flea has learned Emma Watson may be in line to be Mansonized (hat tip to Agent Bedhead, who doubts the rumour's veracity).
The 19 year old will don her dancing shoes to play a princess in Manson's as yet untitled Gothic musical, a retelling of the Cinderella fairytale.
In fairness, this could have been yet another Tim Burton snoozefest so, you know, small mercies.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at July 14, 2009 08:28 AM
Oh hell no. Surely there is another young actress willing to jump on the Manson grenade to save her squad-mates?!