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August 24, 2007

Not your typical Myers-Briggs personality types

The benefit of science. Still, reassuring to have ones intuitions confirmed. Now looking for a Mad Scientist...

ENTJ: The Evil Overlord

The ENTJ is best characterized by his charisma, his ability to grasp complex situations and to think flexibly and creatively, his keen and active intelligence, and his overwhelming desire to crush the world beneath his boot. ENTJs are naturally outgoing and love the company of other people, particulalry minions, henchmen, slaves, and the others they rule with ruthless efficiency.

ENTJs usually die at the hand of secret government agents in a fiery cataclysm that destroys their entire underground fortress. Often, Evil Overlords will have a secret clone whose implanted memories contain all the knowledge and ambition of the original, stored in cryonic suspension in a safe location. The clone will appear in a sequel.

RECREATION: ENTJs enjoy spending their leisure time in groups, seeking out the company of others with whom they can exchange strategies and ideas, and test their mind control rays. They also enjoy competitive games which challenge them intellectually, such as chess, go, and "tell me where the missiles are or I'll open the pirhana cage and the girl dies."

COMPATIBILITY: Ideal companions include ENTPs, whose inventive natures often most useful; and ESTJs, who make excellent henchmen once the neural realignment is complete. ENTJs often employ the services of ISTJs but don't usually make good romantic partners with them. Under no circumstances should an ENTJ ever date an ENFJ; no good can come of it.

Famous ENTJs include Ming the Merciless, John Bigboote, and Charles Montgomery Burns.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 24, 2007 07:17 AM


John big boo taaaaay!!!

Posted by: Gorthos [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 24, 2007 09:28 AM

hrmm... I'm apparently in the good books with Einstein as an INTP personality


Posted by: Gorthos [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 24, 2007 09:36 AM

Montgomery Burns is the man.

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 24, 2007 11:18 AM