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December 19, 2006
Le Smoking

Writing for the Associated Press, Samantha Critchell argues the merits of tuxedos for women.
That means women, too.
Tuxedos, or at least "tuxedo- inspired" pieces, have been all over the runways and red carpets as black-tie fashion took a 180-degree turn from embellished glittery gowns to, well, black ties. Kate Moss and Kate Winslet are among the celebrities photographed in tux looks this year. It's a style that sees ebbs and flows in popularity but hasn't really completely fallen out of favor since Yves Saint Laurent introduced Le Smoking tuxedo in 1966.
Let's face facts. A woman of sufficient beauty and grace can wear anything and be mesmerizing; even in as masculine a garment as a tuxedo. Certainly, Kate Moss made the look look effortless in her recent Vanity Fair shoot. But Critchell is understating the effect with even so grand a pedigree as Le Smoking... for the real classic we have to set the wayback machine to Marlene Dietrich.
In related news: Daniel Craig's Bond tuxedo raised £12,000 for a children's charity. Bless.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at December 19, 2006 07:04 AM
Comments
When women resort to the Tuxedo, then that's the time for the right man to resort to the bonnie prince charlie coatee, jabot shirt, waistcoat, appropriate sporran, shoes & hose and of course the modernized Plaide.
Which reminds me, I shall have to forgo my Victorian English frippery for some of my Victorian themed scottish frippery when I attend the ballet this christmas season with the above appropriate clothes. Naturally, the Kilt is a Graham as opposed to Connery's above MacClean of Duart plaid.
Posted by: Montieth
at December 19, 2006 11:20 AM
An excellent plan even if kilts and such are off the table for me. My plan would be to go more Flea than Flea. The full-on Deadwood look may not be more formal than an woman in a tux but being displaced in time the preterite wonder of eldritch gulfs and non-Euclidean space would once again work to my favour. Also, Liberty cufflinks.
Posted by: Ghost of a flea
at December 19, 2006 11:53 AM
Why cannot the Flea wear a kilt? There are a great many scots what settled in Canada and there are several stores in Canada that I saw had kilts for sale at reasonable prices. A surplus Gordon Highlander's kilt and other accessories would serve you well I think. What's the big surplus store there on Younge (Central Surplus I think)? They had several kilts there when I was in last (admittedly several years ago).
Posted by: Montieth
at December 19, 2006 07:54 PM
Due to not being a Scot much as I love the bagpipes and Auchentoshan. Excellent shock troops too so cheers for that part especially. Now, where did my valet get to; these boots won't shine themselves! (Adjusts monocle.)
Posted by: Ghost of a flea
at December 19, 2006 07:59 PM
I would love to get my hands on Daniel Craig's pants . . . while he's in them, that is. ;-)
Posted by: agent bedhead
at December 19, 2006 08:35 PM
Lowering the tone!!
:)
Posted by: Ghost of a flea
at December 19, 2006 10:59 PM
Eons ago, in the early seventies, I remember Jane Birkin doing a photo shoot for Yves St-Laurent's (I think) most recent menswear collection. She forever changed my perception. I now believe that anything we can wear, women can wear better. I wish I had photos to share but Google yielded nothing.
Posted by: Elvis
at December 20, 2006 03:49 AM
Surely you qualify for the use of the tartan of the nation of Ontarianada: http://www.scotlandshop.net/designertartanclothing/ontariotartan.php
Posted by: Alan McLeod
at December 20, 2006 10:01 AM
I have been showing iron discipline with this kilt business thus far but if you gentlemen keep pushing it I am bound to fail one of these Willpower rolls...
Posted by: Ghost of a flea
at December 20, 2006 10:10 AM
Think of the highland-y accessories! If you need a clean conscience on such matters, I can put a word in with the chief to have clan MacFlea recognized as a sept of one.
Posted by: Alan McLeod
at December 20, 2006 12:06 PM
If I get my own sept it is a whole new story... Or just possibly my own Flea-ish tartan.