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February 10, 2006
Cowboy builder
At a recent news conference, God denied any connection with Intelligent Design saying; "Self-replicating DNA, evolving organisms with random mutation - I mean, come on people, it is so obvious."
He went on to say, 'All this creationist nonsense is so embarrassing, especially as I'm supposed to be omnipotent. Intelligent design? Putting the sex organs and the excretory organs together on the same bit of body? You call that intelligent? What about the appendix, eh? Back-ache? Giraffes, even - I could have just made smaller trees. I mean, come on, do I look like a cowboy builder?'
Posted by Ghost of a flea at February 10, 2006 09:21 AM
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