Ghost of a flea: Tom Cruise is nuts

July 15, 2005

Tom Cruise is nuts

Xenu. Yes, you heard me. I. Said. Xenu. What we've got here is a failure to communicate.

Cruise: I'm a helper. For instance, I myself have helped hundreds of people get off drugs. In Scientology, we have the only successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. It's called Narconon.

SPIEGEL: That's not correct. Yours is never mentioned among the recognized detox programs. Independent experts warn against it because it is rooted in pseudo science.

Cruise: You don't understand what I am saying. It's a statistically proven fact that there is only one successful drug rehabilitation program in the world. Period.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at July 15, 2005 05:47 AM

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To Tom, a "fact" is whatever Scientologists tell him. If they told him that it was a "statistically proven fact" that Scientologists can walk across the Pacific, he'd say that with just as much conviction.

Posted by: JohnAnnArbor at July 15, 2005 01:17 PM

Its funny how big a part of Tom Cruise's talks to promote this film have turned into talks about Scientology. It is particularly interesting here with this Spiegel piece since Scientology is quite controversial in Germany. A few years ago Scientology was given a sort of cult status by the Federal Republic. That they have tax exempt status in Canada and the United States seems wrong.

Posted by: Dr_Funk at July 16, 2005 02:36 PM