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April 28, 2005

Although I'm quite content with who I am and what I am...

"Following this is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you). Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers. OF COURSE you all without blogs are welcome to play along in comments!"

The complete list is in the extended entry. My choices:

If I could be a librarian I would be in the employ of the Balfour Library at my favourite museum in the world. I would take my lunch at the Bird and Baby.

If I could be a psychologist I would slide sideways into Lacanian clinical practice instead of using Lacan to write papers about Japanese horror movies.

If I could be a linguist I would design vampire languages for horror movies Japanese or otherwise.

If I could be an architect I would devote my life to building the Tyrrel Corporation pyramid in downtown Toronto.

If I could be a backup dancer I would have Kylie Minogue's number on speed-dial. Also, I would be ripped.

Bonachela, 31, discovered something Minogue’s legion of fans have always known: when it comes to shaking her booty, the 34-year-old is one hell of a mover and fit as a flea. "Hundreds of thousands of people saw my work," he says, unable to keep the note of disbelief out of his voice.

I tag Eric, John and Dean!

I was tagged by the delicious SondraK...

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
IIf I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...

Posted by Ghost of a flea at April 28, 2005 12:03 AM

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