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February 03, 2005

D&D-themed sex

I cannot quite believe I read this entire post about how to convince your girlfriend to have D&D-themed sex.

make sure to tell her, in no uncertain terms, that you played along when she wanted you to stand outside in the cold with a damn boombox and a damn peter gabriel tape, and you caught a cold as a result, not to mention that she wouldn't stop calling you "mister cusack" during the act itself, and the least she could do for you was to mix fruit juice with club soda for you and pretend it was a magic potion, for god's sake.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at February 3, 2005 06:03 AM

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Who has time for a girlfriend and D&D? Relationships eat a lot of your time, I'm sad to say. Not that I mind, of course.

Heck between Wanda and looking after the family I barely have time for work ;)

Posted by: Chris Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 3, 2005 06:57 PM

That's where this handy guide comes in!

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 3, 2005 07:22 PM