Ghost of a flea

I've always had time for ethnographic studies. They're a demonstration of real cultural diversity, not the faux-"diversity" happy-fun pablum ladled out in the schools and media. Most multiculturalist types covertly maintain Western cultural norms anyway(albeit with some areas hypertropied...pity, love of the underdog for being an underdog, etc.); their progressive street cred is a merely a way to separate themselves off from the vulgar multitude.

Didier is staring at me. It's like he can see my soul, man.

Did you name him yourself?

And friends think my stuff is creepy.

Thanks for, uh, a peek into le manoir Flea. I imagine Didier discourages houseguests. You might want to tuck this little dude away when you have a date over. Know what I mean?

Oh, yeah, and what Demetrius said.

My houseguests are significantly creepier than Didier! (Yes, I sort of named him myself. He looked at me and I thought "Didier").

The horror! The horror!

Don't undo those strings, or Didier will come to life and start chasing you around the crib with one of your own Henckel knives.

Now there's a conversation-piece. You need to come up with a cool back-story though. Like how you were exploring the Ingapirca ruins with your Shuar guide, looking for the legendary Hand of Vecna. Suddenly you were set upon by a band of Huambisa, intent on gaining the Hand for themselves! So you and your faithful Shuar companion fought them off, and he took the head of the Huambisa leader. Which is now Didier, your reminder of Ecuadorian exploits.

Or, it can be a cautionary tale about the importance of using face cream and the right hair conditioner. Especially if you live in Ecuador.