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September 03, 2004

Sonya Thomas

At last she who is spoken of in prophecy has arrived.

There is an century-old prophesy within the competitive eating community, dismissed by most, that foretells the rise of the One Eater, a woman who will electrify America.s gurgitators and lead them to international victory once again. Like Joan of Arc before her, this eater will be slender of stature, but mighty in strength. In recent months, the prophesy has been mentioned more and more frequently as the eaters have watched Sonya Thomas excel in nearly every contest she enters.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at September 3, 2004 10:14 AM

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