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May 21, 2004

Birth Of The Empire

I would put a spoiler warning on this but the franchise is so ripe by now I expect nobody cares. Mike Campbell shrugs and sadly, I agree. George, George, George. You are such a tool.

THE long-awaited final Star Wars blockbuster will be called Birth Of The Empire, movie insiders have revealed.

And the highlight of the space epic will be a thrilling lightsabre clash between Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) and Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) while surfing on LAVA.

The Hollywood source said: “Anakin and Obi-Wan fight on platforms on the lava. They control these like surfboards.”

Posted by Ghost of a flea at May 21, 2004 08:55 AM

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Well, why not go the whole way now and cast Avril Lavigne as Padme Amidala.

Posted by: Chris Taylor at May 21, 2004 11:49 AM

I'm bored already.


Posted by: Man Mountain Molehill at May 21, 2004 05:28 PM