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March 22, 2004

Invade Canada

Good idea.

Canada is the second largest country in the world, let's fix that.

And then... Michael points to a grim alternative.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at March 22, 2004 10:36 AM


Hold on! We're coming to save you Nick!

Posted by: Chaos Overlord at March 22, 2004 01:26 PM

Canada has something of fluffy cat syndrome; There is a lot of air in the hair. In the case of Canada once you get beyond 60 miles from the U.S. - Canada border it's mostly empty. 90% of Canada exists in that first 60 miles.

The invasion plan is simply to have the National Guard units from the states bordering Canada conduct their two week summer training exercise camping, fishing, and shopping in Canada, bypassing Quebec. We don't want Quebec either.

Posted by: Fred Boness at March 22, 2004 03:31 PM

Fred, y'all can have all of it, Quebec especially included. As long is doesn't interfere with our long term infiltration-conquest of Florida.

Posted by: Jim at March 22, 2004 04:36 PM

Jim... exnay on the Oridaflay!

Posted by: Ghost of a flea at March 23, 2004 06:05 AM

The U.S. must invade Canada, if only to prevent this:


Posted by: Michael at March 24, 2004 02:41 AM

Steve, calm down. Two important points: 1) The owner of this site is a Brit living in Canada, not an American; 2)The article in question is tongue-in-cheek -- it's just typical lighthearted sparring between nationalities. You are the one bringing a nasty edge into it with your foul-mouthed insults.

Posted by: Varenius at July 9, 2004 03:49 PM

Looks like Flea axed the diatribe by an angry Canadian to which I was responding...

Posted by: Varenius at July 9, 2004 03:50 PM

My editorial axe has been noted! So much for freedom of speech! Crushing of dissent at the Flea!!! :) Thanks for coming to the rhetorical defense though.

The deleted rant was a) untimely, b) nothing the gentleman could not have said on his own dime elsewhere, and c) used vulgar language. I start to *** over the curse words and decided I had no interest in publishing it. There is more than enough Moorish behaviour on the web without this blog adding to it.

Posted by: Flea at July 9, 2004 03:58 PM

I must admit this is the most tempted I've been to buy something off a CafePress store.

Posted by: Kelvin at July 9, 2004 10:18 PM