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March 15, 2004



The Flea's unflagging commitment to Kylie-media obligates me to bring her corset-look to the attention of Flea-readers everywhere. The image may provide a valuable lead to Hollywood law enforcement officials trying to puzzle out how a Kylie poster is related to four recent car crashes.

One LA motorist Jamie Lukanic said: "Kylie looked so hot, I couldn't take my eyes off of her. Now my Porsche is crushed."

In unrelated Kylie-news, it turns out Ms. Minogue auditioned for the part of Galadriel in Peter Jackson's screen adaptation of The Lord of the Rings. She was thought to be "too short" for the role. Tough luck for hobbits.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at March 15, 2004 11:32 AM