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November 30, 2011

Ice Age Columbus (2005)

Who were the first Americans?

Whoever you think they were, you are probably wrong.

Le French! Bet you didn't see that coming.

Traditional history tells us that European settlers discovered America about the time of the Renaissance. But revolutionary new archaeological data and the latest DNA research reveal that Europeans visited our shores far earlier - some 17,000 years before Columbus was even born. Filmed in glorious high definition, this two-hour, epic drama follows an intrepid family of stone age hunters as they trek from their homeland in southwestern France, cross 3,000 miles of ocean and eventually make their first permanent settlement in what is today the northeastern U.S.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at November 30, 2011 08:58 AM