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September 14, 2011

Dear marketing people

Congratulations on your recent purchase of my email address. This blog is called "Ghost of a flea", I am based in Toronto and I don't work for the The National Post.

You can show willing by working one of the above details into your pitch somewhere. Special points if you name two "journalists" in conjunction with the Postmedia reference.

Suggestions for your consideration:

If you want me to advertise your bands you should offer me comp tickets to their gigs. If you don't, your addy goes in Google's spam filter. You're welcome.

This goes for your indie films, art openings, local theatre, books (esp by Canadian authors), games or pretty much any other product/service you want me to "review".

This goes double for your clients' brands.

Your clients are paying you for promotion. I won't do your work for you for free.

Also, no more offers to run text link ads for clients you won't name, thanks. I value my Google PR at least as much as you claim to.

Kisses,

The Flea

Posted by Ghost of a flea at September 14, 2011 08:41 AM