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August 13, 2011

Schmidt Sting Pain Index

Where biology and analogy are made to rhyme.

1.2 Fire ant: Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.
1.8 Bullhorn acacia ant: A rare, piercing, elevated sort of pain. Someone has fired a staple into your cheek.
2.0 Bald-faced hornet: Rich, hearty, slightly crunchy. Similar to getting your hand mashed in a revolving door.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 13, 2011 09:44 AM