Ghost of a flea

The first thing that I did was comb through Craig’s List in search of a suitable Personal Trainer, settling upon Anastasia, a 21 year-old that had recently emigrated to Canada from Russia. Amongst her hobbies were beach volleyball, mature gentlemen and running. Her rates were very reasonable, and she agreed to come to our apartment three times a week while my lady, Rachelle, was at work.

For some reason, this didn’t sit well with Rachelle — who has a difficult streak — and she insisted that I get a new trainer, one that she would pick out. Anastasia was very disappointed when I told her this, texting me the message, “im sadd was looking fortheword to bring you comfort.”