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July 29, 2010
God help us
The National Health Service performs virginity repair operations for theological and ideological reaons "physical and psychological reasons".
Your taxes, and centuries of Western scientific advancement, are now in the service of a new Dark Age.
An increasing number of women are having controversial 'virginity repair' operations on the NHS before they get married.
In the last five years, 116 hymen repair operations have been undertaken at the tax payer's expense. Thousands more women are believed to be paying up to £4,000 to have the surgery done privately each year. NHS surgeons carried out 30 of the procedures in 2009 - up 20 per cent from 2005.
In the last five years, 116 hymen repair operations have been undertaken at the tax payer's expense. Thousands more women are believed to be paying up to £4,000 to have the surgery done privately each year. NHS surgeons carried out 30 of the procedures in 2009 - up 20 per cent from 2005.
Asked for comment, David Cameron said if a woman lost her virginity as a result of premarital sexual relations and if her actions were not known by people then it is permissible for her to repair her hymen. Moreover, the doctor has permission to do this surgery.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at July 29, 2010 08:45 AM
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