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January 19, 2010

Beware of The Leopard

Plans to build a giant mosque near London's 2012 Olympic stadium have collapsed. Tablighi Jamaat - whose name sounds made up - obviously never made it to the display area of the local council planning department.

Tablighi Jamaat, a group with roots in India, wants to build a complex with space for 12,000 worshippers in east London which would be a hub for Muslim competitors and spectators at the Games.

But the group missed a deadline this month to formally outline its plans to the local London authority, and it has now been issued with a warning that it must close a temporary mosque it is operating on the site by Thursday.

Which is just as well as all those parking spaces can instead go to my proposed Temple of Elemental Evil. The idea will be to oppose the equality of women and advocate the murder of religious minorities, members of the British armed forces, gay men and, of course, proponents of the schismatic Temple of Elemental Evil (Reformed). We will blare evil sounding music at all hours as a call to prayer, bully non-Temple members off the street during our Holy Supersize Me Feasting Month and, naturally, will send the bill for all of the above to the British taxpayer. I expect Prince Charles can cut the ribbon on the project in his rĂ´le as Defender of the Faith.

Related: If you don't like my plan you are obviously RACIST.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at January 19, 2010 09:27 AM

Comments

thanks, you cheer me up; amazing thing (good) religion...

Posted by: truepeers [TypeKey Profile Page] at January 20, 2010 08:00 PM