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June 15, 2009

Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome

The world's leading authority on the neurobiology of the living dead, Dr. Steven C. Schlozman is an assistant professor of psychiatry at Harvard Medical School and a lecturer at the Harvard School of Education. Dr Scholzman has reportedly co-authored a ground breaking work on Ataxic Neurodegenerative Satiety Deficiency Syndrome, or ANSD, which describes zombie brain function.

But to the meat of the issue:

Science may once and for all settle the heated debate over whether "the infected" in 28 Days Later could be classified as zombies.

Schlozman says "no," observing that "the infected" possess "some sort of higher cortical function going on that allows them to hunt humans." Moreover, the fake zombies in 28 Days Later exhibit fluidity of motion. They can run, jump, climb and quickly change direction-activities that the true Romero zombies are incapable of performing.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at June 15, 2009 08:58 AM