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February 16, 2009

They can't see each other in the water

HMS Vanguard and Le Triomphant, both said to have been carrying nuclear weapons, have crashed while travelling submerged in the mid Atlantic; no word on what these two boomers were doing in the exact spot at the time.

Vanguard's bicycle locks are said to have held but the Gods of Metaphor must have been struck dumb.

The Ministry of Defence said the Vanguard returned to its base in Faslane, Scotland, with only "scrapes". A spokesman said: "We can confirm that the UK's deterrent capability has remained unaffected at all times and there has been no compromise to nuclear safety."

Fortunately, you can't divide by zero.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at February 16, 2009 06:57 AM