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September 25, 2008

Chained to a bed with a velociraptor is no way to go through life

I could survive for 51 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

The Ground Rules

* Both you and the raptor are tethered to the bunk bed with 7 foot chains
* The chains are unbreakable and cannot be removed from the bunk bed
* The bunk bed is light enough that you can drag it a little
* You are free to run around the bed or get on the top bunk

How long could you survive chained to a bed with a velociraptor?

Posted by Ghost of a flea at September 25, 2008 07:23 AM

Comments

Since when did this place turn into Saw XXIV: The Prehistoric Years?

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 25, 2008 09:12 AM

"Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds!"

Yay, prolonging the inevitable...

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 25, 2008 09:18 AM

My results were a little different:

I could survive
2 hours 45 minutes 23 seconds
chained to a bunk bed
with Sarah Palin.

You play your games; I'll play mine.


Posted by: Lickmuffin [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 25, 2008 09:53 AM

7 feet of chain? I could get to my shotgun.

12 Gauge, 3 inch magnum slugs should do the job. I have three on the shotgun.

Posted by: Montieth [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 25, 2008 11:13 AM

Agent Bedhead: You were obviously paying more attention to WWF than I was.

Lickmuffin: I will take Christina Ricci chained to a radiator for 9000.

Montieth: A little more slack in the chain and you could drive over it with an APC or some such.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at September 25, 2008 11:24 AM