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September 25, 2008
Chained to a bed with a velociraptor is no way to go through life
The Ground Rules
* Both you and the raptor are tethered to the bunk bed with 7 foot chains
* The chains are unbreakable and cannot be removed from the bunk bed
* The bunk bed is light enough that you can drag it a little
* You are free to run around the bed or get on the top bunk
How long could you survive chained to a bed with a velociraptor?
Posted by Ghost of a flea at September 25, 2008 07:23 AM
Comments
Since when did this place turn into Saw XXIV: The Prehistoric Years?
Posted by: agent bedhead ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.ghostofaflea.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at September 25, 2008 09:12 AM
"Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 16 seconds!"
Yay, prolonging the inevitable...
Posted by: agent bedhead at September 25, 2008 09:18 AM
My results were a little different:
I could survive
2 hours 45 minutes 23 seconds
chained to a bunk bed
with Sarah Palin.
You play your games; I'll play mine.
Posted by: Lickmuffin at September 25, 2008 09:53 AM
7 feet of chain? I could get to my shotgun.
12 Gauge, 3 inch magnum slugs should do the job. I have three on the shotgun.
Posted by: Montieth at September 25, 2008 11:13 AM
Agent Bedhead: You were obviously paying more attention to WWF than I was.
Lickmuffin: I will take Christina Ricci chained to a radiator for 9000.
Montieth: A little more slack in the chain and you could drive over it with an APC or some such.
Posted by: Ghost of a flea at September 25, 2008 11:24 AM
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