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August 06, 2008

Best Obama Facts

These best heroic truths about Obama should come in handy for American voters this election cycle.

1. Every now and then, Obama opens his eyes and the world springs into existence.
2. When a tree falls in the forest, Obama hears it.
3. Obama can clap with one hand.
4. Prometheus was punished for plagiarizing Obama.
5. Obama can make a journey of a thousand miles without a single step.
6. Socks worn by Obama are used for climbing walls in Spiderman movies.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 6, 2008 06:37 AM