Ghost of a flea: Jonathon the Impaler

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October 02, 2007

Jonathon the Impaler

Flea-readers may not be shocked to learn I first heard Jonathon Sharkey was running for President of the United States from Toronto vampires heaping scorn on him for giving the impression vampires are Satanists. Such is the fate of Canadian vampires that they are necessarily Canadian.

In the history of the United States he's the first Satanist vampire that ever tried to run for office. As much as I want to mock the media for that, that's the story. If you look at his platform, he's a moderate Democrat who leans left with the exception of his impalement policy, and he had some interesting ideas for Minnesota. We didn't get too much into that, because to me it wasn't the story.

Right leaning on national security, left leaning on social policy and vigorously pro-impalement: My politics in a nutshell.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at October 2, 2007 07:23 AM

Comments

Egad. A politico with a platform (slap me for this) you can sink your teeth into.

He mirrors my views as well, or maybe thats just due to mind control...

All Hail President Sharkey!

Posted by: Gorthos at October 2, 2007 11:44 AM