August 29, 2007
She blinded me with science
Cambridge mathematicians have identified Jessica Alba as having the perfect wiggle. Funny, I was just thinking earlier that there is probably more than a coincidental resemblance between a wiggle and an infinity symbol...
This ratio provides the body with the right torso strength to produce a more angular swing and bounce to the hips during the walking motion. Therefore, a woman with a 25in waist and 36in hips would have just the right proportions to carry off a sexy swagger as she walks.
The Jessica Alba sashay beat off competition from Kate Moss, Angelina Jolie and even Marilyn Monroe, whose walk along a railway platform in Some Like It Hot is one of the most famous in film history. While Monroe was a fraction off the target ratio with 0.69, the Cambridge team said that Alba had the perfect proportions.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 29, 2007 06:17 AM
I knew I should have taken more math classes instead of advanced woodshop...
Posted by: the sad old goth... at August 30, 2007 08:24 AM