Ghost of a flea

My cats were going to be named Notorious C.A.T. and TuCat ShaPurr ... but I was shouted down.

These are names of great power.

Kitler, of course.

I have a self-propelled back-scratcher that activates by voice command. Her name is Wanda.

BTW, when was the last time I actually made a clever remark?

hmm. clever.

That thing looks like it belongs on an adult novelty website.

Not that there is anything wrong wit that.

Kitler: best cat name ever.

My cate is named Xenu. He was names Xena due to his screaching and high jumping when he chases mice but this was when we still thought he was a she. Being a boy, we re-christened him Xenu, although we still call him Xena because we are slow apparently.. We also call him a she all the time.

Kitler... hrmm.

"Skinny Joe", "Big Whitey", and "Little Whitey"

It's easy to tell who is who around my place. I think I'd be a little nervous going to bed if I had a cat named Sasomtalon or Kammer.

I think it was George Carlin who observed: What the hell is the point in naming an animal that will not come when you call it anyways?

Ha!

My orange cat is named Xena. Then I acquired (correction: was acquired by) an old gray and black tabby. She sat outside the window of my previous apartment meowing all night. So I named her Squeaky. I tell people she's named after Squeaky Fromme.

One end is an interesting shape as well. Kind of like all those battery powered ladies shavers and toothbrushes.