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June 20, 2007

Angels to some

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I have never wanted a backscratcher as much as I want this H.R. Giger backscratcher.

The H.R. Giger Backscratcher, beautifully sculpted and made of heavy black resin, is over 14 inches in length and comes with an acrylic base. H.R. Giger is best known for his work in the film ALIEN for creating and sculpting many of the creatures from the movie.

Count-down to smart remark from Sadie in 5... 4... 3...

Related: This angel/demon name generator should come in handy for RenFaire parents stuck for a middle name or three. Also useful for naming cats (angel... demon... who are we simians to judge).

Posted by Ghost of a flea at June 20, 2007 06:57 AM

Comments

My cats were going to be named Notorious C.A.T. and TuCat ShaPurr ... but I was shouted down.

Posted by: The_Campblog [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2007 08:19 AM

These are names of great power.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2007 08:53 AM

Kitler, of course.

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2007 11:33 AM

I have a self-propelled back-scratcher that activates by voice command. Her name is Wanda.

Posted by: Chris Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2007 11:47 AM

BTW, when was the last time I actually made a clever remark?

hmm. clever.

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2007 02:35 PM

That thing looks like it belongs on an adult novelty website.

Not that there is anything wrong wit that.

Kitler: best cat name ever.

My cate is named Xenu. He was names Xena due to his screaching and high jumping when he chases mice but this was when we still thought he was a she. Being a boy, we re-christened him Xenu, although we still call him Xena because we are slow apparently.. We also call him a she all the time.

Kitler... hrmm.

Posted by: Gorthos [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2007 03:56 PM

"Skinny Joe", "Big Whitey", and "Little Whitey"

It's easy to tell who is who around my place. I think I'd be a little nervous going to bed if I had a cat named Sasomtalon or Kammer.

I think it was George Carlin who observed: What the hell is the point in naming an animal that will not come when you call it anyways?

Posted by: Temujin [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2007 04:35 PM

Ha!

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2007 04:42 PM

My orange cat is named Xena. Then I acquired (correction: was acquired by) an old gray and black tabby. She sat outside the window of my previous apartment meowing all night. So I named her Squeaky. I tell people she's named after Squeaky Fromme.

Posted by: Andrea Harris [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 20, 2007 08:44 PM

One end is an interesting shape as well. Kind of like all those battery powered ladies shavers and toothbrushes.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 21, 2007 04:38 AM