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June 09, 2007

I know why the caged bird sings

For all the grotesque hyperbole of what passes for news in a culture bound for the abyss it is somewhat astonishing the salient issue should have been overlooked: Who is to play Paris Hilton in the television adaptation of her trial and incarceration? My opening bid is Mischa Barton. If the deal gets hung up on points for a couple years; Dakota Fanning.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at June 9, 2007 06:01 PM

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I hear ya. I'm so tired of the whole affair.

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 9, 2007 07:50 PM

I feel compelled to add the obvious answer to my question was provided to me just off the dance floor: Nicole Ritchie. Better yet, and given Nicole's possible incarceration, Paris could star in that movie of the week. All that would be left would be to play the two features simultaneously - on acid - with the sound down and Pink Floyd on in the background.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 10, 2007 01:02 AM

Elisha Cuthbert.

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 10, 2007 04:30 PM

Sienna Miller as Nicole Ritchie.

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 10, 2007 04:31 PM

How about an old worn tubesock found under a teenagers bed.. Same dimensions and acting ability as the original!

Posted by: Gorthos [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 10, 2007 07:52 PM