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June 27, 2007

Berzerker

Viking martial arts may sound impressive but their mightiest headbuts remain as nothing in comparison to a Master of Llap Goch; I admit the third groundbreaking dvd comes close to the edit.

This 3-DVD BERZERKER™ - Viking Fighting Arts instructional series contains more advanced material. Learn the deadly moves of the ancient Viking Fighting Arts directly from the last Berzerker Supreme Grandmaster and Inheritor of the Horned Helmet, Grandmaster Sven S. Svensson!

This phenomenal instructional series contains the following groundbreaking DVDs:
ADVANCED BERZERKER™ 1: Viking Anger Management - How to Build Up a Berzerker Frenzy ($69.95)
ADVANCED BERZERKER™ 2: Defeating the Weak - How to Defeat any other Martial Art ($69.95)
ADVANCED BERZERKER™ 3: Berzerker Dirty Fighting Tactics - Hit First, Hit Hard, Hit From Behind! ($69.95)

Related internet goodness, and the source of the above image, is The Book of Were-Wolfes by the magnificently named Sabine Baring-Gould. Vampires kick werewolf ass, btw.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at June 27, 2007 07:14 AM

Comments

I am "Mac" "Leod" or "Ljot" in the Old Norse which I understant to mean "the beserker" or "Man who turns into bear in the battle". Beserkersson. O'Crazyguy.

Posted by: Alan McLeod at June 27, 2007 09:02 AM

I am the first to attest the Scots make excellent shock troops.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea at June 27, 2007 09:49 AM

I wonder if the world is ready for a Norse version of Ask a Ninja, that is to say, Ask a Viking.

Posted by: Montieth at June 27, 2007 11:02 AM

Bollocks...werewolves kick leaches arse always.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at June 28, 2007 04:08 AM

Sabine Baring-Gould? Who wrote "Onward Christian Soldiers"?

Cheers

Posted by: J.M. Heinrichs at June 28, 2007 09:24 PM