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April 12, 2007

Au revoir (mais pas adieu)

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At long last I can ask the question which has plagued me all these lonely years:

Belinda Stronach, will you marry me?*


* Hat tip to The Wingnuterer who has links. Lots of links. This might take a while. For one thing, Belinda is going to have to register with TypeKey before she can leave a comment. Let's watch Industrial Symphony No. 1 while we wait. Ahh, Julee Cruise. Good times. Good times.

At least tangentially related Update: The Rightosphere Temperature Check for April; now featuring a majority in favour of natural selection.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at April 12, 2007 06:44 AM

Comments

Maybe it would be wise to check on the status of the Domi-Stronach relationship before any rash decisions.

I wouldn't want to have to explain myself to the likes of him, at any rate.

Posted by: Chris Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 12, 2007 12:00 PM

My mastery of ancient Welsh martial arts leaves me feeling confident against the fisticuffs of any rival suitor.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 12, 2007 12:15 PM

"Kool Kat Walk" is on the iTunes right now.

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 12, 2007 12:24 PM

I could have sworn the ancient Welsh martial arts consisted entirely of not bathing for the better part of a decade. Considering the personal hygiene of hockey players, that might not be the most effective of defences, Flea.

Posted by: Damian [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 12, 2007 11:09 PM

Maybe hockey players are repelled by leeks, like vampires and garlic.

Posted by: Chris Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 12, 2007 11:17 PM

I've always wondered if you considered yourself "right wing".

If Belinda finds out you are "right wing", you'll never even get to first base.

Posted by: Temujin [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 12, 2007 11:23 PM

I do not know what "right wing" means anymore. But I am comfortable being described as "reactionary".

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2007 09:12 AM

Domi is not playing anymore and therefore like Gretski is likely developing an embarassing paunch and slowness of gait. Give it a season of golf then move on in on his lady love.. She'll tire of his hairy tubbiness and be happy with a Flea.

Posted by: Gorthos [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 13, 2007 10:34 AM