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February 21, 2007

A Miracle at Java House

(INT. NIGHT: Seated at a table in a gothic coffee house)

GOTH GIRL #1: I don't eat shellfish; I'm allergic. I don't eat lobster. I don't eat crab. I don't eat shrimp.

GOTH GIRL #2: I don't eat shrimp either but because I like them. I mean I used to like eating them but then I saw them alive and I liked them alive so now I don't eat them.

BEN: What are those...

NICK: Sea monkeys.

(Star-wipe and fade to next scene as the group marvels at "how did they do that" and "when I heard that I didn't think 'sea monkeys'", etc.)*

* I explained it was all down to Piscean psi powers and also that I knew Ben was thinking of sea monkeys because I was also thinking of battering and frying them.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at February 21, 2007 07:31 AM

Comments

Gross!

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 21, 2007 01:43 PM

I am looking at a FedEx waybill and I am pretty sure it would taste good deep-fried.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 21, 2007 02:21 PM

If my sea monkey farm hadn't met its miserable end I could do a little culinary experiment right now...

Posted by: Varenius [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 22, 2007 12:22 AM

I would like to take this opportunity, however belated, to express my condolences for your loss.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at February 22, 2007 09:10 AM