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February 21, 2007
A Miracle at Java House
(INT. NIGHT: Seated at a table in a gothic coffee house)
GOTH GIRL #1: I don't eat shellfish; I'm allergic. I don't eat lobster. I don't eat crab. I don't eat shrimp.
GOTH GIRL #2: I don't eat shrimp either but because I like them. I mean I used to like eating them but then I saw them alive and I liked them alive so now I don't eat them.
BEN: What are those...
NICK: Sea monkeys.
(Star-wipe and fade to next scene as the group marvels at "how did they do that" and "when I heard that I didn't think 'sea monkeys'", etc.)*
* I explained it was all down to Piscean psi powers and also that I knew Ben was thinking of sea monkeys because I was also thinking of battering and frying them.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at February 21, 2007 07:31 AM
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Gross!
Posted by: agent bedhead ![[TypeKey Profile Page]](http://www.ghostofaflea.com/nav-commenters.gif)
at February 21, 2007 01:43 PM
I am looking at a FedEx waybill and I am pretty sure it would taste good deep-fried.
Posted by: Ghost of a flea at February 21, 2007 02:21 PM
If my sea monkey farm hadn't met its miserable end I could do a little culinary experiment right now...
Posted by: Varenius at February 22, 2007 12:22 AM
I would like to take this opportunity, however belated, to express my condolences for your loss.
Posted by: Ghost of a flea at February 22, 2007 09:10 AM