October 31, 2006
Ad eundum quo nemo ante iit
And if vampires reproduced several times per night - instead of once per month (?) - in a fortnight or two there would be more vampires than there are atoms in the known universe. This is, of course, so much Malthusian nonsense propagated by the global vamping lobby. Claim me, my dark queen!
Propeller Beanie Upon Him Update: The Hallowe'en costume of the year.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at October 31, 2006 06:47 AM
Don't these people read Anne Rice? The dark gift is rarely bestowed upon victims. There are rules, you know!
Don't forget this very striking Zombie Conquest Simulator!
Posted by: Christopher Ross at October 31, 2006 09:15 PM
Zombies are a different story than vampires. Let the brain-eaters get a toe-hold and we are done for.
Yeah Vamps ain't stupid; zombies are by definition dumb.
Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at November 1, 2006 05:17 AM
Well, I know which one I'd rather be, that's for sure.
Posted by: Christopher Ross at November 1, 2006 01:21 PM