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June 21, 2006

I am HIM, it's proven


Flying Spaghetti Monster: Have you been touched by His noodly appendage? If only they had sent me the long-form census this year I would have converted from Jedi to Pastafarian. For one thing, Jedi heaven does not come with a stripper factory and a beer volcano.

Transitioning from other belief systems.

Look, I'm not here to judge you. Well, I am, but it's cool. I know that you may have been raised with another belief system. Finding out I'm the one pulling the strings can be shocking. Some would call it a revelation. But the transistion doesn't need to be as hard as you think. In fact... believing and having faith in me, the FSM, is just as easy as believing in Jesus, Allah, the Easter Bunny, and Intelligent Design.

You see, to have a rational belief all you need is a little support. You have to be able to test it... and if it's testable, it can become a theory. Lets not get to logical here though. Let's just say that if you already believe in any of the aforementioned all powerful dieties, you're set. I have been very careful to make sure that I fit exactly all of the same arguments for their existence.

Fishy Update: Utron points to an FSM bumpersticker offer in the comments. This is the one I am after:


Posted by Ghost of a flea at June 21, 2006 11:21 AM


What in the holy hell is that? I'm shaking my head to get the image to go away....

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 21, 2006 12:39 PM

That's Adam but not to worry: Many men are much better hung so no need to be alarmed.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 21, 2006 12:42 PM

Oh so witty......... ;-P

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 21, 2006 04:08 PM

You can also get Flying Spaghetti Monster bumper ornaments, which seem a lot more interesting than buying into that tiresome fish-vs.-fish-with-feet debate.

Posted by: utron [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 21, 2006 06:43 PM

Lots very Cthulhu-oid to me. Must be the kiddie version to get em' young.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 22, 2006 06:16 PM