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June 14, 2006

Paris Hilton: Stars Are Blind

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This simple formula explains much of the hostility toward Paris Hilton to be found on the internets:

Grumpy people = jealous & dislike Paris.
Happy people = empathize & identify w. Paris.

If there is any justice her happy little ditty will be a massive summertime hit. Even though the gods are crazy! Even though the stars are blind! Now is the time at the Flea when we dance.*

*Video may not contain actual dancing.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at June 14, 2006 09:48 AM

Comments

I do hope it's a hit, because then she'll make another. And another! And the world always can use some more unintentional comedy. ALWAYS.

Posted by: a concerned fan [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 14, 2006 11:28 AM

You may be entirely correct about JLH but that is still a lump of coal for a heart!!

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 14, 2006 12:20 PM

I hate you.

Posted by: Bill from INDC [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 15, 2006 09:41 AM

Your grumpiness only makes me stronger!

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 15, 2006 10:04 AM

You forgot:

Horny people = want to hit Paris' ass like a JACHAMMER

Posted by: TallDave [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 16, 2006 11:27 AM

My gay boyfriend forced me to listen to that song today...and it's "okay." Catchy, yes, but it reminds me of Gunther's "Teeny Weeny String Bikini."

Posted by: agent bedhead [TypeKey Profile Page] at June 18, 2006 06:09 PM