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May 20, 2006

X-Men: The Last Stand preview

PooterGeek has an advance look at the screenplay for the latest installment in the X-Men film franchise.

A blasted heath on the edge of a backlit forest. Low clouds of mist lap around a natural arena. A figure strides over a hillock into view. It is IAN MCKELLEN. He is wearing a very silly helmet and matching cape. He is in possession of a KNIGHTHOOD and an enormous cheque.

IAN MCKELLEN: Patrick! I know youíre in there. This isnít a soliloquy, you know. Iíve come to kick some luvvie arse and itís your surprisingly-toned-for-their-age buttocks I intend to apply my built-up supervillain boots to.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at May 20, 2006 09:14 AM