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April 27, 2006

À Chacun, Son Goût


Beautiful Atrocities forwards news of Walkers' new crisps representative: Charlotte Church. While I rarely eat potato chips myself, I think Church is an excellent choice and a welcome relief in a world of celebrities who could use a pack of crisps. Keira Knightley is lovely but do FHM readers really think she is the sexiest woman in the world?*

"I love a good fry-up. I'm a natural fat girl," she declared. "I don't do the gym, my only workout is on the dance-floor on a Saturday night. And I love a good Chinese. Because I'm happy I eat and eat. ... I just love food and hate the gym," she added, "and it seems to be a pretty curvy combination."

Bless. Now everyone is happy with the exception of axed crisp factory workers. They think Church's £100,000 contract might have been better spent.

*They do, actually.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at April 27, 2006 10:33 AM

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