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April 04, 2006

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David Beckham cannot have everything; where would he put it?

In lines.

"I have got this disorder where I have to have everything in a straight line or everything has to be in pairs," confessed the father-of-three. "I'll put my Pepsi cans in the fridge and if there's one too many then I'll put it in another cupboard somewhere. I'll go into a hotel room and before I can relax I have to move all the leaflets and all the books and put them in a drawer."

Given the man's natal chart this sort of behaviour was inevitable; fated, you might say. Revelations of Obsessive Compulsive Disorder may also go some way toward explaining David's pants habit if not the difficulties of a rapidly vanishing Victoria (via A Socialite's Life).

Minimum caloric intake Update: Hollywood Tuna hosts more alarming Victoria Beckham imagery. We shall see if these too are obscured by corporate firewalls.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at April 4, 2006 08:27 AM

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Apparently the corp's globo-filter considers perezhilton.com content "Tasteless & Offensive".

I wish it was that diligent about content featuring the real Paris Hilton.

Posted by: Chris Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 4, 2006 10:09 AM

The linked Victoria image was alarming but neither tasteless nor offensive. I find Perez himself a bit alarming too... Still, I am delighted the Flea has yet to be blocked by your corporate firewall!

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 4, 2006 11:10 AM

I am assuming he uses a lot of swear words, since the usual Superficial and Fugly suspects manage to evade the dragnet. The Tuna is also considered benign.

Posted by: Chris Taylor [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 4, 2006 02:03 PM

Freedom of expression reigns here but I was disconcerted to find that freedom's exercise left me with the expression of a four year old fed their first olive.

Posted by: Alan McLeod [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 4, 2006 04:10 PM

Musn't have swears on any corporate monitors. Think of the children!

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at April 4, 2006 04:18 PM