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March 24, 2006
Xanax and Seabreeze
I am glad I am not the only one thinking something is up with Paula Abdul. Bill thinks this may be an opportunity for Chicken Little.
Goodbye, sweet Chicken Little. Charitably, you've got about a 3-month window to apply that fast fading fame towards ditching the cloying albatross of your 16 year-old man-cherry. All else failing, I'm fairly positive that you could at least round second base with Paula if you catch her on one of her charitable xanax and seabreeze nights.
NOW GO!
NOW GO!
Straight Up Update: IDontLikeYouInThatWay forwards a report that Paula Abdul was almost fired from American Idol.
Good thing, too, because Paula has been acting the damn fool on American Idol lately. Quite frankly, her behavior is so disturbing that I have been barely able to work on my nude portrait of Katharine McPhee. I laid down the tarp and I'm naked, but I can't seem to concentrate. Granted, it is hard to hold a paintbrush with your teeth.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at March 24, 2006 08:39 AM
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