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March 21, 2006
Making the Kessel run in less than twelve parsecs
Modern Fabulosity reports on "what may be the dumbest scientific survey ever taken". As someone with an A+ in a doctoral course in quantitative methods, I can only say he may be right. Or if slightly quicker; left.
... (S)traight males took an average of four strokes longer when pulling their pud...which either means they are more patient, or not as good at it.
Other fun facts: left-handers are quicker than righties, but ambidextrous onanists put them both to shame, amorally speaking. (Women, clearly, don't masturbate at all. Good to know.)
Other fun facts: left-handers are quicker than righties, but ambidextrous onanists put them both to shame, amorally speaking. (Women, clearly, don't masturbate at all. Good to know.)
Posted by Ghost of a flea at March 21, 2006 12:10 AM
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