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March 18, 2006
Hoff, hoff, a Hellible Horralump! Holl, holl, a Hoffable Hellerump!
I am delighted to hear Kylie Minogue is sporting a spiky look as her hair recovers from cancer therapy but am distressed at Stuart Heritage's unkind response to news of a children's book on the way.
Somewhat predictably, the book that Kylie has written seems to be a kind of whistlestop autobiography for toddlers. Entitled The Showgirl Princess (two of Kylie's favourite words, after the Showgirl tour and the Impossible Princess album), the book is all about a little girl who becomes famous.
We're short on details of the plot, but we'd expect the little girl character - let's call her Mylie for now - gets very famous in a cheaply-made soap opera, then starts singing, then makes a handful of awful films (including one based on a beat 'em up videogame), then stops being famous, then gets her arse out in a pair of tiny hotpants and becomes more famous than ever.
We're short on details of the plot, but we'd expect the little girl character - let's call her Mylie for now - gets very famous in a cheaply-made soap opera, then starts singing, then makes a handful of awful films (including one based on a beat 'em up videogame), then stops being famous, then gets her arse out in a pair of tiny hotpants and becomes more famous than ever.
The cad! Beat 'um up video game adaptations are a perfectly respectable way to make a living and tiny hotpants are nothing if not welcome when so gracefully sported. Time to have another looking at Kylie riding an elephant (hat tip to Porchboy).
Posted by Ghost of a flea at March 18, 2006 09:23 AM
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