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February 17, 2006
Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex
Superman's daydreams aside (see above), Batman is quite right. There is no way Lois Lane could carry Superman's baby. A Kryptonite condom is no answer, either (nsfw language). Larry Niven has further details.
What arouses Kal-El's mating urge? Did kryptonian women carry some subtle mating cue at appropriate times of the year? Whatever it is, Lois Lane probably didn't have it. We may speculate that she smells wrong, less like a kryptonian woman than like a terrestrial monkey. A mating between Superman and Lois Lane would feel like sodomy-and would be, of course, by church and common law.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at February 17, 2006 10:34 AM
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