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January 26, 2006

The latest from Bayswater Films

Harry Hutton corresponds with Garry Bushell regarding a television pilot project. While it is profoundly satisfying to read someone making a spirited rejoinder to one of Harry's epistles there are few details I may relate here due to the Flea's publishing conventions vis a vis vulgarity and so forth.

Dear Garry,

Would you be interested in presenting a reality crime show called You Thieving C**t? Some friends and I have just set up a production company, and this is our first venture. You are our first choice for presenter.

It’s basically a candid camera programme. We’re going to chain a bike in an area notorious for bicycle thieves, and wait. Sooner or later a thieving c**t will come along and steal it. But what the c**t doesn’t know is that the bicycle is booby-trapped! The front wheel will fall off, landing him on his arse! Or the seat will conceal a big spike, tearing his trousers or impaling him up the jacksie!

Posted by Ghost of a flea at January 26, 2006 07:05 AM

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