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November 26, 2005
Chocolate covered bacon
A beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that the year is 2005. In this time, the two most precious substances in the known universe are chocolate and bacon. The chocolate extends life. The bacon expands consciousness. Oh, yes. I forgot to tell you. Chocolate and bacon exist on only one planet in the known universe. Hidden away within the rocks of this plaent are a people who have long held a prophecy that a man would come, a messiah, who would lead them to chocolate covered bacon.
At this point you are probably wondering if Chocolate Covered Bacon (CCB) tastes good or is utterly disgusting. Perhaps you are asking yourself "Why would anyone even consider this combination?" I suspect the person who suggested that orange juice might not just be for breakfast anymore was subjected to the same level of scrutiny. But it was exactly this type of forward thinking that tore down the walls and stereotypes about orange juice, and made it perfectly acceptable to consume anytime of the day.
Posted by Ghost of a flea at November 26, 2005 08:14 AM
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