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November 24, 2005
The loneliest number since the number one
Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson: was the couple in trouble? They was! Pravda reports on the newlywedded couple no more.
I have never managed to square Simpson's apparent love for bouncing about the place with her repeated affirmation of pre-marital chastity. Perhaps in California cheesecake and virginity can be made to rhyme. Rumours, denials and salacious magazine covers aside (sample pictured above), mad props to Pravda for covering the real news; even if "kaput" has such a harsh Durmstrang Institute sound to it. Almost as bad as Madonna's explanation for the success of her marriage: Guy Ritchie is sufficiently evolved not to mind being her "trailer bitch".
Posted by Ghost of a flea at November 24, 2005 09:21 AM
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