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October 17, 2005

Bond girl crumpet worry

Rachel Stevens, fresh from her contretemps with Marilyn Manson, has announced she too would like to be the new Bond girl for Casino Royale. Competition for the part of Vesper Lynd is reportedly fierce.

Director Martin Campbell added, "It's probably the best Bond girl role written. The two writers [Purvis & Wade] wrote it, the character Vesper Lynd remains intact from the book. We have to get a terrific actress. She has to look beautiful. She spends a lot of time with Bond, so whoever we pick, she has to have all of those attributes."

Blond Bond stallion Daniel Craig should be credited for eliciting interest in, and a potential bun fight for, the job from Jessica Alba, Sienna Miller and Kelly Brook. Oh, and Angelina Jolie. There is only one reasonable way to settle the matter: Jell-O wrestling. Marquis of Queensbury rules apply (except rule no. 2, naturally).

Posted by Ghost of a flea at October 17, 2005 06:23 AM

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