October 17, 2005
Bond girl crumpet worry
Rachel Stevens, fresh from her contretemps with Marilyn Manson, has announced she too would like to be the new Bond girl for Casino Royale. Competition for the part of Vesper Lynd is reportedly fierce.
Blond Bond stallion Daniel Craig should be credited for eliciting interest in, and a potential bun fight for, the job from Jessica Alba, Sienna Miller and Kelly Brook. Oh, and Angelina Jolie. There is only one reasonable way to settle the matter: Jell-O wrestling. Marquis of Queensbury rules apply (except rule no. 2, naturally).
Posted by Ghost of a flea at October 17, 2005 06:23 AM
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