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August 03, 2005

Doing the apocalypso

The Left Behind apocalypse-as-entertainment machine grinds on with the forthcoming introduction of a video game based on the series.

This unrecognizable, heterodox puree includes chunks of John's apocalypse, mixed together willy-nilly with the stranger bits of Daniel, Ezekiel and the minor prophets and slices of St. Paul's meditations on death and Christ's warnings of judgment. It also includes lots of other things, like numerology, an aversion to historical context and whole passages apparently taken from the AD&D Monster Manual.

Considering how many folks claim to believe this snuff porn is based on Scripture I imagine we can expect a further bastardization of our culture's most sacred texts with games based on the drowning of the world, the massacre of the firstborn of Egypt and the conquest of Canaan. Because, hey, it's fun to think about those countless billions you (claim to) believe will suffer and die as you are taken to your just reward. Rapture me aboard, Scotty!

"Left Behind: Eternal Forces" is a real-time strategy game set in New York during the End of Days, which will allow gamers to choose between the angelic Tribulation Forces and the demonic Global Community Peacekeepers in a multiplayer online mode. The game is set to ship before Easter.

Left Behind CEO Troy Lyndon said the books have a diverse loyal reader base of more than 10 million parents, single adults, teens and kids. He said the company, which was founded in October 2001, will invest more money and resources into its first game than any Christian game has ever seen. Lyndon also said his games will be sold at Wal-Mart, which accounts for about 25% of all game sales.

Update: I have been reading through the Slacktivist take on Left Behind. This passage stood out.

When Jenkins has to write about Buck's journey from Waukegan to New York, he becomes strangely careful and meticulous. He stops writing to look up the distance in air miles. This never happens when he's writing about that nuclear war, or the disappearance of billions of children. He rattles off those sections without a second thought, any concern for detail, or the slightest apparent curiosity about what such things might actually be like.

This is bad writing, but it's also more than that. Jenkins and LaHaye read the Bible through the same skewed lens. This same obsessive elevation of irrelevant detail shapes their interpretation of the scripture. Thus they read Jesus' sermon on the sheep and the goats in Matthew 25 and ignore everything it says about feeding the hungry, clothing the naked and caring for the least of these. Instead they latch onto the introductory bit about the Son of Man sitting on "his throne in heavenly glory" and speculate what that throne is made of, and where it its, and how big it is, and how many air miles there might be from that seat of judgment to Waukegan.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at August 3, 2005 08:23 AM

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My parents have all 150 volumes. It takes some talent to make the Apocalypse dull, but somehow LaHaye & Jenkins pull it off

Posted by: beautifulatrocities [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 3, 2005 02:58 PM

I got to say that I would be interested in playing that game. I can imagine how lame it is going to be.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 4, 2005 06:40 AM

It could be I have got my Tribulation timeline akilter but wouldn't everybody in the game on both sides, and all the bystanders, be damned as non-Elect? The whole thing strikes me as voyeuristic, grotesque and vastly presumptuous. That said, I also want to play it. It sounds like a magnificent car wreck of a game.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 4, 2005 09:03 AM

ALso, I am mainly jealous that it wasn't me that cranked out an easy-reader, low-brow theology best-selling apocalypse series.

Posted by: Ghost of a flea [TypeKey Profile Page] at August 4, 2005 09:04 AM