Ghost of a flea: Jessica Alba laughs at naked men

July 14, 2005

Jessica Alba laughs at naked men

Jessica Alba says she will not be making any nude film appearances because "I don't do nudity, I never do nudity. I just don't feel comfortable being naked around other people. Julia Roberts doesn't do nudity. A lot of people don't."* The Flea-included (mostly). Probably a good idea about that Julia Roberts policy too.

In related news, Alba reportedly finds naked men "hilarious". I imagine this is especially true of naked men with no discernable legal philosophy.

Latina beauty Jessica Alba finds naked men "hilarious", and is far from aroused if she sees them attempt a sexy strip. The Sin City siren will never forget when she was taken to a strip joint by her mother on a bizarre night out, because she couldn't stop laughing at the posing performers.

*So what is this all about then? (nsfw) You know I have to question these matters. Otherwise the terrorists have already won.

Posted by Ghost of a flea at July 14, 2005 08:47 AM

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It's a body double.

Posted by: Bill from INDC at July 14, 2005 11:01 PM

Elaine: "Whoa! Walking around naked? Ahh... that is not a good look for a man."
George: "Why not? It's a good look for a woman."
Elaine: "Well, the female body is a... work of art. The male body is utilitarian, it's for gettin' around, like a jeep."
Jerry: "So you don't think it's attractive?"
Elaine: "It's hideous. The hair, the... the lumpiness. It's simian."
George: "Well, some women like it."
Elaine: "Hmm. Sickies."

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Posted by: MDP at July 15, 2005 01:49 AM

I have always thought people who are uncomfortable nekid are funny. It has gotten me into a bit of bother at times. In addition I find strip clubs a laugh rather than arousing.

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at July 15, 2005 08:20 AM